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Can You Believe We're Getting a She-Hulk Series?

   By Michael Keskeys At the time of this writing, we are a little over two weeks out from the premiere of She-Hulk: Attorney at Law on Disney Plus.  A week ago, at Comicon, Marvel dropped a new trailer for the series, starring Tatiana Masanley ( Orphan Black) as our favorite gamma-powered superhero/attorney, and I’ve seen it so many times now and I still am in awe of the fact that we’re getting this show.   I’ve been a fan of this character since I was a 13-year-old kid getting into Marvel and saw some cheesecake pin-up art in an issue of Wizard Magazine.  That checked off all the boxes I needed at that age to try to find comics, and what I did was seek out what was the run at the time, Sensational She-Hulk, which was hilarious, awesome, and way more than just a cheesecake eye candy type character I went in for, and I’ve been a fan ever since.      The fact that she got to be a supporting character on the 90’s Hulk animated series was I figured as good as it would get for us fans, but

Can She-Hulk Get Pregnant?

*Banjo music plays*

Well howdy, y’all! Welcome back to the wonderful She-Hulk Expert FAQ, I’m your host, Devin Arscott!

*Heavy applause from the crowd*

Today’s question is on She-Hulk’s biology.

Well to be more specific, there's a question about whether or not She-Hulk can get pregnant. 

You see boys and girls, this isn’t your regular run-of-the-mill birds and the bees talk. No, my friends, this is a gamma-filled version of that same talk. 

Please be warned, what you’re about to read is both natural and unnatural in the instance of where I found the answer, and the image above, to begin with, so let’s get this started!

So, seeing as She-Hulk isn’t a regular human, one would assume that if She-Hulk were to have children they too would have similar attributes as their mother. 

Luckily I have an answer found within the pages of Wolverine (vol.3) issues #66-72.

In the world of Old Man Logan, the world has gone to ruin and is divided up amongst its survivors. 

One group of nasty, unforgiving survivors comes in the form of the infamous Hulk Gang, a group composed of the Hulk and his descendants who act like a big green mob. 

I'm sure you’re wondering where She-Hulk fits into this picture? I assure you, it’s not the answer either of us expected or even wanted.

In this particular alternate timeline, She-Hulk and Hulk were exposed to even more radiation during a nuclear attack in California, which turned them into crazed lunatics. 

After succumbing to the effects of the extra offset of radiation, the two former heroes decided to mate with one another. 

[Editor's Note: No. I don't understand this either. How does radiation make you crazy and not, you know... KILL YOU.]

This resulted in generations of inbred Hulk children and these kids would go on to become the worst degenerates of the land. 

The status of what became of Jennifer is a mystery as she doesn’t make an appearance in the story outside of a name drop. 

If I had to guess, Pappy Banner could’ve eaten her as these guys ended up becoming somewhat cannibalistic in this world. 

Regardless, not a good look for Jennifer and co.

Disgusting right? Despite this gross instance I used, it does answer whether or not she can get pregnant, so if we were talking about our sane 616 She-Hulk I’d reckon that she could get pregnant under normal circumstances.

Why? Because her cousin has a few children of his own running around the world/universe.

*Crowd stares at me in shock*

Oh boy. I think that’s my cue to make my grand exit! 

BJ, catch this accordion and play my a nice tune!

*insert funny bit*

That’s all she wrote folks! 

Now if you excuse me, BJ and I have a ton of angry letters to look over as the Hulk seems to be a bit jealous that She-Hulk gets a cool fan page, but he doesn’t. 

Can’t win them all, Bruce!

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